at the bar one night getting good and lit when one turned to the other and said, “You know what gets me, though, is these damn sailors! Oh sure, they’re fine for the first few weeks, but on those three-month trips at sea they start getting pretty hard up. With all the whacking off going [...]

Penis breath, a lover’s dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this, you wonder why, You bothered reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease, Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know [...]

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting [...]

1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing. 2. Nothing is free. 3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you. 4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended. 5. It’s perfectly alright to look [...]